Well folks. Let me start this off in my Biggest Looser Allison Sweeny voice:
"Your starting weight was 342 pounds and your current weight is (beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...) 305 pounds for a total weight loss of 37 POUNDS. That really is quite amazing. I'm sure your journey has been a tough one, but you are on your way to a happier healthier you."
And now in my Friends Character Janice voice (full of the most annoying nasally screeching possible...):
"OOOHHHHH MMYYYYYY GGGOOOODDD. A A A AA H AA AH A A A."
Let me assure you, unfortunately this ride has not gotten any easier. I still live on meds for pain and nausea and dread long days, especially those at work (no offense). And lets not forget that I am an emotional basket case, but then again I'm pretty sure I was that before surgery so... Just trying to take life minute by minute.
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time."
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